It’s not like we Americans haven’t tried
Now, you could just count your losses and start celebrating all that extra selfie time you’ll enjoy not learning a second language, but before you do, consider this: learning a language is actually good for you. Sure you don’t have to learn another language, but just think about all the great things you’d miss out on if you only did the things you had to do: like painting pictures of clowns, badminton tournaments, binging on Netflix, snorkeling, sitting on the hood of a car while you dare your friends to make it past 60 mph (you totally should shouldn’t do that).